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    • Hans Ebert
      • Nov 5, 2021
      • 2 min read

    Side Effects

    Updated: Jul 27

    Being Bridget Jones


    When writing a song called “Home” with Welsh singer-songwriter Ben Semmens, the lyrics that came out of that magical place we seldom visit, but know is there, was meant to be about Hong Kong- my home. It probably is, but around three years ago, I started listening to it differently.


    “Home” became a metaphor for “her”. It was probably three “hers”, but as “players they would come and go” came the realisation that it was always and only about the one her, because there’s always only been one her.

    The song was about decisions and indecisions and truth and guilt and questions and answers. For such a simple song on the surface, there were many layers to it.

    These layers kept changing watching those around me and how many were sidestepping real life. Others were leading secret separate lives which I actually didn’t realise one could have.

    While I was shamelessly out there flirting and bedding women- single, married and divorced- and never thinking I would be found out, and how, even if I was, I would cry, promise never to cheat again and be forgiven, male acquaintances were keeping things in check. They were underground. I was over the top.

    Did I feel guilty cheating on the perfect woman? I do now. But during those days, there was no time to feel guilty. There would be plenty of time for that. Like the past five years, though if truly honest with myself, there was always guilt even after our divorce.

    Did I at any time ever think of getting remarried?

    Crikey, no. I think there was always a huge part of me that thought she and I would get back together again.

    A couple of the women I was with knew that she was always in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand. I didn’t hide it.

    I might have lied to myself, but at least, I never lied to them that there was a wedding ring hidden in my hip pocket.

    I never knew what Bernie Taupin meant when he wrote those lines for Elton John about being “always in me” etc for Tiny Dancer. Maybe I do now.

    Maybe it’s knowing where home is and being comfortable there because she is in me, she is with me.

    Re-reading this, I realise that I sound like Bridget Jones’ diary.

    Could be worse.




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    • Hans Ebert
      • Oct 23, 2021
      • 16 min read

    Burghers, dim sum, and... Chapter 10

    Let’s call her Tak- not her real name. Tak was open, spontaneous, creative and adventurous in many ways. It’s what attracted me to her. It is also why we eventually tired of each other after a rollercoaster relationship of varying emotions lasting around 4-5 years.



    I finally woke up to a large dose of reality one morning when I saw Her Craziness serving me breakfast au naturel. Nothing at all wrong with this. What was this being a silly almost daily ritual as I had been forced to sleep in the living room. My snoring was driving her nuts. This was to be the deal breaker- sleeping separately. On this particular day, the weirdness of what had become a dysfunctional relationship screamed out to me. I don’t really know what it said, but those voices in my head were going off like grenades. They seemed to be asking me, “You want to continue down THIS weed garden with Psycho Girl?” Tak was Danish, divorced and who had been married to a fellow Dane in Vegas by an Elvis impersonator.


    She was in her mid-late thirties, and attractive in a very Sandra Bullock way. She didn’t have the best taste in shoes as far as I was concerned, but this was forgivable. We were introduced to each other by a pair of Danish twins living in Hong Kong, one of whom who had apparently enjoyed the pleasures of being with basketball player Shaquille O'Neal. They would attend the opening of an envelope. Nice enough girls who were networking so fast and furiously that many of us didn’t actually know what they ever did. They would bat their eyelashes and give the impression they were “available” when they were nothing of the sort. They were nice girls with long blonde hair looking for something better like many other foreigners who ended up in Hong Kong in the early 2000s thinking the streets were lined with gold. The twins were kinda confused about many things, and who, when excited, spoke like the Swedish chef in the Muppets.


    Tak had met the Danish tootsie rolls when she was in Hong Kong for a few days and working on an architectural project for her head office in Dubai. The twins told me they had known each other for almost forever. In the real world, they had met Tak- where else?- on Facebook a few weeks before she arrived in Hong Kong and were just showing her around. Whatever... A dinner was setup for me to meet their “longtime” friend. This dinner almost didn’t happen as Tak called at the last minute to cancel but was cajoled into coming. It was a nice polite dinner with nothing happening to make neither of us think we wanted to get to know each other better. In fact, I was taking out another girl later that night and once she arrived- someone from Prussia who looked like Myla Kunis and was wearing hideous white go-go boots- I left the twins to bat their eyelashes at whoever was around and a kinda lost looking Tak. We exchanged numbers. She was having stomach cramps that night. Maybe the shoes she was wearing were too tight. Both of us being free the next day, we met up for dinner, and ended up going for karaoke with a couple of friends. We shared a joint, Tak and I sang “Big Yellow Taxi” many times over and I dropped her off after having one for the road. She left Hong Kong the next day. Tak was living in Dubai with a group of friends at a time when the city’s streets were paved with gold and nouveau riche tackiness was very much in vogue. The place was a magnet for those from everywhere with a story to spin and needing easy money, and then, more money in any industry. She and I continued to stay in touch. As the texts and phone conversations became more, well, interesting, we made plans to meet up in Colombo for some Christmas stuffing. She and her friends had already booked their holidays in Sri Lanka, and if our relationship was to go anywhere, I was told that we had to see how well the stuffing went in the place where I was born. I hadn’t been back in over twenty years. I don’t respond well to taking orders from anyone, and agreeing to travel halfway around the world to meet someone I hardly knew over Christmas while “Que Sera Sera” played in my head, said much. There was something addictively attractive about Tak. Things went up, down and up again very well in Colombo. Fireworks , and rockets went off that night at the beautiful Cinnamon Grand Hotel as we drowned ourselves in vodka with Red Bull.

    When the Red Bull ran out, there was the local equivalent called Elephant, which wasn’t unlike inhaling amyl nitrate. It certainly had the desired effect on me. BOOM!

    After meeting up again in Dubai to kinda seal the deal and make sure that the fireworks in Sri Lanka weren’t duds, it wasn’t long before Tak moved to Hong Kong. My friends liked her, we had fun nights out, and when back home, we would rock each other’s worlds. By this time, EMI Music had pretty much collapsed under the weight of the buyout by private equity fat boy Guy Hands.

    Many of us key executives at the music company, except for the “Keyser Soze” amongst us who had made sure his pension plans were in order, had to double down and work on future plans. The problem was that the future of the music world wasn’t clear except for those who had played it so they could glide financially on auto glide into retirement. I tried managing a singer-songwriter from the UK who believed he could be the new Robbie Williams. I really wasn’t sure he had much going for him except for relatively good looks and having once been the opening act for Bon Jovi. Still, I got him and his band to Taipei for a gig, they got well paid, got some good press and recorded a single that had us all excited when it got almost 40 million streams. This kumbaya moment came crashing down when the royalties received was around US$7,000- and to be split three ways. It signalled to me the end of what was the music business. As always, Tak had that gypsy in her soul and independent spirit. She could have worked here as an architect, but gave up that opportunity. She seemed to have a problem dealing with a steady job. She also didn’t like the way Chinese people chewed their food. There came the time when she wanted to do something different though she didn’t know quite what. She didn’t need the big apartment and superficial enablers. She loathed living at the service apartment at Convention Plaza which Irina enjoyed so much. To the great Dane, it reminded her of the old television series “Dynasty”. It probably also reminded her of Irina and me living there together, though she didn’t seem the jealous type. But who knows? We moved out and she introduced me to a lifestyle in Hong Kong I never knew existed. It was called poverty. Tak was into downsizing everything and wasn’t the least bit interested in keeping up with the Joneses, the Wongs and the Chans. She was a Bohemian Rhapsody open to anything. Nothing was her first rodeo. She’d been on that bucking bronco several times. Financially, things could have been better, but this didn’t matter at the time. It was about being with someone who loved enjoying the adventure of life and not being stuck somewhere with no room to manoeuvre.

    Tak and I moved apartments a few times. It’s something she seemed used to doing. Maybe that’s why her marriage didn’t last. Everything was transient to her. We met new people. She cut off all ties with the Danish twins. Some we met were extremely odd, others very nice. They added to the adventure. I felt I was back at Arts Mansion and a teenager trying to figure out career plans. Tak was a brilliant cook of especially Asian cuisine, and we enjoyed exploring every aspect of our lives together. It was making up for lost time. There were no boundaries to keep us out from doing anything. Nothing was taboo. Life was one non-stop Sade song and I was like Mickey Rourke in an ongoing kinky thriller.

    She was creatively frugal and somehow found brilliant hole-in-the-wall restaurants that I never would have if with anyone else in Hong Kong. She also had me living a more healthy lifestyle by going on walks and giving up alcohol- completely. Tak had seen how “the demon drink” changed me. How the anger and jealousy boiled over. She wanted no part of that person. We broke up the first time after about a year together as, for one reason or another, Hong Kong wasn’t working for her. She returned to Copenhagen. Frankly, I needed a break from her. I needed to work on whatever was going to happen next for me. Tak could be hard work and unpredictable. Still, I missed not being with her. We kept in touch, I worked on myself until I could honestly tell her that I had changed. She saw the changes that sobriety had made when I flew out a few months later to see her and meet her family in Denmark. She was proud of the efforts I had made to improve myself. I was also proud of my efforts. Upon returning to Hong Kong, we were perfectly happy being a couple and entertaining friends at home- home this time being an old walk-up on High Street that she had found. It really was my first real home. It was everything we wanted it to be.

    When things with Tak were good, they were excellent. Money was the furthest thing from our minds. What we enjoyed was following “American Idol” along with having regular sessions of afternoon delight and nocturnal journeys of discovery. Because of her, I visited the fishing town of Galle in Sri Lanka for the first time in my life, and where we stayed in a tiny guesthouse in a village she had found.

    This was also where she learned to make a traditional Sri Lankan curry from a family living there in a couple of hours one afternoon. The lunch was superb.

    As a birthday present one year, she took me to Macau for a weekend where we stayed in an out-of-the-way ramshackled hotel on Taipa island. I really wasn’t used to this way of living and didn’t quite know whether this was for me. It was a major mind shift. In Copenhagen, she forced me to walk and walk and walk and walk. She introduced me to her friends who were all very nice and accepting. We ate lots of herring and cheese and went for more walks.

    It was very different to what had become the uptight married Amanresorts type lifestyle I had come to lead with Trina. She was travelling more and more, Taryn was in university and there was just Nipper and me. When Trina would return home, life was like walking on eggshells. It was her home, she decorated it and I was a guest. It’s probably why I strayed. But that could just be an excuse. I might actually have wanted to be found out. Being with Tak and thinking one had no responsibilities eventually catches up with you. You suddenly wake up and realise that you’re no longer Marty McFly. Though living with a thirtysomething backpacker type was fun, some important time had been used up doing absolutely nothing career wise. Having a girlfriend trying to be an entrepreneur with a couple of daft ideas didn’t help- like trying to be the new Lego Queen. When that plan crumbled, there was the idea of designing and making dresses in Hong Kong for little girls and which could be sold for higher prices in Denmark. With another Dane staying in the same building with her Chinese husband, they started this business. It didn’t exactly get off the ground. By now my friends were going off Tak. They found her behaviour erratic, and maybe even unhinged. Someone from my past- a German girl who was once in a band- got in touch and was wondering if I would like her back in Hong Kong. I did, but there was Tak and it wouldn’t have been the easiest of breakups. I was also very fond of her despite weirdness like going onto Twitter to follow Conan O’Brien and then getting tired of this after two days. There was the time I got her the latest iPhone and which she started kissing and bringing to bed with her. At the start of moving in with me, she went into a rage because when watching some entertainment show on television, I mentioned that I found actress Scarlet Johannsen’s legs to be “dumpy”. She thought I was describing her legs. Go figure. When experiencing her first typhoon in Hong Kong, she went into a foetal position and started trembling when the windows started to rattle when feeling the force of the winds. I tried to calm her down saying it was a mild typhoon and how I had pointed out that this could happen when she chose the apartment-on a high floor because she enjoyed the view. You already know about her not liking the way Chinese people chewed their food.

    Tak and I broke up soon after she returned to Hong Kong from a holiday in Copenhagen. I had left a few weeks earlier and knew things weren’t heading in the right direction. There was the very strong feeling that she was trolling the online dating world like her divorced elder sister and looking for Mr Goodbar.

    Reality must have also finally slapped her in the face. The woman who returned to Hong Kong was not the person whom I thought I knew. She was in a constant state of panic. Apart from suddenly worrying about our age difference, she desperately needed money to pay off different loans going back years and knew that I was not going to be her financial caretaker. I had my own priorities. We broke up before her mother, sister and two of her kids who had made plans to visit us in Hong Kong arrived. Unfortunately, it was too late for them to cancel their holidays, so there we were for around two weeks being one unhappy family living under one roof and trying to make the best out of an awkward situation. She returned to Denmark shortly after and very quickly met someone whom she wrote to say was “VERY rich”- a divorcee in his fifties with three kids of his own. I held onto the outside chance that we would as usual get together again. But it didn’t happen. She lost that gypsy in her soul and quickly married the “very rich guy”.

    It was disappointing to receive that email about this “very rich” new man in her life and the sudden importance she placed on wealth. This wasn’t the person I knew. I told her that. She didn’t care if I did or not. It was about survival and her financial security. It made me question many things about Tak- like what really drove her, was she exorcising her own demons, and if she was living out her own “Eyes Wide Shut” fantasies. Maybe we both were. Maybe we should have also made the time to get to know each other better... I heard that the marriage to the “VERY rich guy” fizzled out in less than a year, she had moved on with someone else, and I went back to enjoying nights out where there were more than a few Mr Toad’s Wild Rides along the way.

    These were what might be described as PKT-Post Tak Fallout. I had to get her out of my system and fall head over heels in real love even if I tripped over myself in the process. I needed the thrill of the chase and also the time to really romance a career woman who shared my interests in the arts. Gypsies, tramps and thieves had run their course. First, however, came a year of living dangerously and carelessly with a group of acquaintances going through the same journey in their own different ways. Some of the extremely long nights we went through weren’t pretty, and neither were the women we met along the way, but it was what it was in order for things to become what it is. There were heavy bouts of drinking and stumbling from one day to the next and inheriting the lifestyle of a bloated and empty Wanchai loser. It was a whirlpool I never thought I’d enter and in which I almost lost myself.

    Some of us from those dark days still keep in touch and look back with absolutely no regrets. It’s something we had to go through and which gave us some amazingly off-kilter times. It was taking a funny dance on the wild side with Nepalese bouncers looking after us and different women taking us in. Working on the Happy Wednesday brand for the Hong Kong Jockey Club changed my life.

    Apart from rebooting my interests in all things creative and inspiring me to return to writing and recording my own music, I met a new group of people, learned about a new industry, understood what it needs, and where I could fit in and score a global home run.


    Some intelligent, grounded and financially independent women with very nice shoes came into my life. I had returned to the security of Convention Plaza. Through some simple twist of fate, I met a woman who beat the odds, we won each other over, we beat the odds and she’s stayed longer than I thought she would.

    She knew business, she had the height to carry off wearing flats, knew real Jazz from the pop of Norah Jones, hadn’t forgotten how to have fun and didn’t need online dating sites to find company. Staying home or going out for dinner with no mobile phone is enough. Self-confidence in a woman wearing flats is helluva attractive and exciting. I had forgotten just how attractive it is. I do now.


    ........ THE LONG PS

    The beginning of the end between Tak and I started when plans were underway for the marriage of Taryn and Jason. I could understand why Tak wasn’t invited to the wedding, which was at the luxury resort Amanpuri. After all, Trina would be there, and this was the wedding of our daughter. Tak being there would have been awkward. I also understood why Tak was hurt about not being invited. She and I were living together and Trina and I had been divorced for almost twenty years. She had also met Taryn and Jason once and thought that the four of us had got along well. It was at a Thai dinner just before the wedding. When Tak was away from the table, Taryn made it clear that she was not invited. There were red flags waving in the sunset ahead. Though hurt, Tak showed maturity, stayed in Hong Kong and I flew to Bali for the wedding. I was glad Tak wasn’t with me. She would have loathed everything about it. Especially the shallowness of it all. Everything had been planned to what they saw as perfection by the two mothers and I was a guest who had to be invited. There were moments when seeing the putting on the glitz of it all, I thought of Peter Sellars in “The Party”. I had stepped on doo doo and lotsa birdie num num. How the hell did I arrive here?


    After the wedding ceremony where I was never asked to walk my daughter down the aisle, I didn’t even have a seat at the family table. No, I was seated away from where the family was and with a few of my friends, some of whom had been invited grudgingly. I took all that though everything was tearing me up inside. I felt I had been setup. This became even more clear when I was suddenly asked to make a speech. I have made plenty of very successful speeches in my time, especially at large music conferences- and never has anything being scripted. Like writing a story, there’s a beginning and this leads to wherever your heart and honesty takes you. It does to me, anyway. Guess too much honesty cannot be accepted by some who are unable to face some home truths. It says much about them. Midway through verbalising my thoughts, I mentioned how I wished Jason’s father- John-was looking down. He was a decent man. A straight shooter. I was by his side in hospital with Taryn, his partner for ten years, and Jase when he took his last breath and left us a few months earlier. I guess mentioning him was off limits. I was bum-rushed offstage by the new mother-in-law. I had outstayed my welcome. This was off limits and not on the script. Those at my table and others couldn’t understand what had happened when I rejoined them. I sat there and for some reason thought about my mother. How what had just happened to her son would have affected her and how out of place and confused and disappointed she would have felt sitting there seeing. Not to add to the drama, I quietly left the celebrations and returned to my villa. I received a barrage of text messages from Taryn, one ordering me to “DO NOT DARE” attend her second wedding in Hong Kong at the Members Only Hong Kong Country Club. There was another order not to return on the same flight as everyone else. No worries. “Blame It On Bali” was enough. Everything had become petty, terribly pretentious, fake and tedious. It wasn’t for me. I just wanted to get back to Tak and our apartment on High Street and mentally regroup.

    What happened at the wedding lingered and some who weren’t even there had their own Facebook stories to share. Everyone loves a damn good family drama, especially at a wedding- and a funeral. Me, well, I don’t even have one photograph of that wedding. I doubt I was in any of them. Frankly, I have no photos with Taryn. There’s also one photo of Trina and myself and nothing else of my life with her. It’s like those years never existed. Someone went and pressed the Delete button. Though it would be nice to have photos of those Married Years, I would love to have memories of our pets- Kitty, Mini and Nipper. They kept us together and were very much part of our happiest times together. They kept us honest. My relationship with Taryn had its stops and starts after the wedding. It also played a major role in ending my relationship with Tak. I let things be about how I had been treated at that wedding in Bali even after Taryn had given birth to her daughter Riley. That is until running into her mother-in-law at a friend’s restaurant a few months later. I tried not to, but words that had been going around in my head for months were finally said. Let’s leave it at that. I don’t forgive and forget easily and never blow air kisses.

    Taryn took sides and we don’t see each other though she lives around ten minutes away from me. As she put it the last time I saw her after my altercation with her mother in law, I was driving “a wedge” between her and her husband. That’s the last thing I want to do. The final nail had been driven in. Her daughter has no idea who I am or even if I exist. That’s okay. Maybe one day she will. There is enough of a breadcrumb trail. As Billy Preston sang, that’s the way God planned it and He must have had something in mind. Any regrets? No. I would gladly do it all over again. Am I sorry about how things turned out between Taryn and her family and myself? Sorry, no. Disappointed, yes. I think of Taryn every time I watch the video where Lanie Gardner sings “Dreams”. She and Taryn could be doppelgängers.

    The Taryn I remember was the shy little girl who accompanied me on film shoots and recording sessions, and learned from watching and being around editors, musicians etc. This was my daughter.


    I don’t think about Taryn nor have any idea about what she’s doing or anything about her family. I haven’t seen who’s supposed to be my granddaughter since that day when she was born. I rarely see Trina. She’s hard to get hold of. She is something I miss as Trina can never ever be replaced. She’s a wonderful and good person though, as I keep being reminded, that Good Ship Lollipop has sailed. The past is back there with everything else left behind in the Lost And Found. In many ways, I am back being that only child in Ceylon, but orphaned. I could have taken the wrong turn and lost myself forever, but someone was looking over me. It must have been those happy little bluebirds who fly over the rainbow with Peter Pan.


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    • Hans Ebert
      • Oct 15, 2021
      • 9 min read

    Burghers, dim sum, and... Chapter 9

    The EMI Years really were a monster mashup of the good, the bad and the very fugly. For at least one of the Chinese girls working for us in Shanghai, well, she became very rich because of the gift of a property given to her by a certain senior executive working for us at head office and always visiting the mainland. The value of this property quadrupled at least and the last time I met her, she owned a vineyard and chateau in Bordeaux and kept talking to me in French. Things like these business partnerships were long before #metoo. It always took two to tango. Good for her. There's no such thing as a free dim sum lunch.


    I’ve never spoken to the other key players involved in this long drawn out almost Greek tragedy about everything that went up, down and sideways, especially during our final years at EMI.


    Except for some reminiscing over drinks with longtime friend and colleague from our days in the music world and even before that- Norman Cheng- about the inner workings of the music company’s letters that often stood for Every Mistake Imaginable (EMI), nothing much was said. There were no need for words. Norman had either read the tea leaves much earlier on or was simply focused on a career path set all those years ago when going from leader of a local pop group to session guitarist and producer before being handed over the reins to run the Hong Kong office of PolyGram. Who knew where this might lead?



    PolyGram became Universal Music when David- tiny MCA Records which belonged to Seagrams- took over Goliath- and bought PolyGram from Dutch parent company Philips. Things became a global and political ball of confusion for Norman at Universal when, for one reason or another, then-Chairman Jorgen Larson, below, never warmed to him and wanted him out.


    Being Chinese might have had something to do with it though it probably had to do with his choice for the Chairmanship role- an Australian- being passed over as being too old. Unbeknownst to Larsen, there was, however, another plan being hatched that eventually had to do with EMI. Before Norman exited, however, there was a need for him to find the right replacement- a flunky- so he could take up the offer to run EMI Music in the region- and run all over Universal. All’s fair in love and war and a number one with a bullet for the chosen flunky. I had already found this stooge- an American Chinese MTV Asia executive who was all style and no substance. He was slick, had the right smile and insincere handshake, absolutely loved himself, loved making presentations that sold him, and, of course, had bigger plans than hanging around MTV. He desperately wanted to run a music company. He was also a serial Teflon man.


    For Norman to leave, he had to say that he was retiring. Then, keeping a low profile for around a month, it was about ensuring that he could get out of any non-compete clauses that might come back to bite him on his arse. I gave the “keynote speech” at his “retirement party” where he was presented with a pair of cheap golf clubs at what was hardly a five star venue in Happy Valley. The party didn’t last long and everyone went their separate ways. Norman and I went to celebrate the EMI offer and work on the ways forward. Though having to put up with The Teflon Man for a few months before it came time for my contract with Universal Music to be renewed, there was great pride in finally telling him where to stick it- the new contract. It was an offer I could refuse.


    After some weeks of back room work at a temporary office in the Sheraton Hotel, it was announced that Norman Cheng would be “coming out of retirement” to take over EMI Music in the region. This would see him back working with his former bosses at PolyGram Alain Levy and David Munns aka Munnsy, below.


    After meeting with Munnsy, who flew into Hong Kong to confirm everything, we were and in Norman’s car heading home when The Stooge called. He nervously asked how Norman could have done that to him- retired but not retired. Well, he did. And The Teflon Man had been outplayed. He plodded along bringing in his Yes People until it all became too obvious, too embarrassing and with no home runs. It didn’t take long for him to move to China and successfully sell himself to another global company. Norman and I hit the ground running at EMI by getting rid of some of the rubbish we had inherited. We also quickly took our market share from four percent to a massive twenty four percent. From starting out with the boy band Blue, Atomic Kitten and Robbie Williams, who was still to break when we first joined, signed to us were Coldplay, Norah Jones, Gorillaz, whereas Robbie hit it big with “Angels”. We also worked on our local and regional repertoire and where I personally had some huge hits in Indonesia, Hong Kong and China with lesser known acts like Michael Learns To Rock and Croatian crossover artist Maksim.



    We were told we had a few “million sellers” in India, but, well, let’s just say that the numbers from certain markets like Bollywood didn’t always add up. A Keith Urban record selling 50,000 units in Thailand? In a week? Let’s leave it at that.


    Whereas I was extremely happy working on Asian flavoured Remixes for artists like Bowie, Robbie Williams and a Chinese New Year Remix for Gorillaz, Norman was making giant strides with his personal legal beagle by his side- Eric Kronfeld- an abrasive, tough-talking New Yorker.


    Eric was an acquired taste who apparently had been “demoted” by Universal for making what could be construed as derogatory remarks against Black artists.


    https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1997-nov-11-fi-52515-story.html


    Eric Kronfeld was a nice enough guy though not many could take him for long. I enjoyed the stories about his days in Vegas working with acts like the Four Seasons and bodies being found in the trunks of cars. This happened if any in the groups hired to entertain audiences were caught entertaining the girlfriends of mobsters. Made sense. Also a racing man, he had sold a yearling for US$60,000 to Jerry and Ann Moss, the former being the co-founder of A&M Records. The yearling turned out to be the champion Zenyatta who was named after a record by Police and went onto win nineteen consecutive races. Apparently, Eric never went to watch Zenyatta race after his sixth consecutive win. Also made sense.


    https://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/articles/121044/zenyatta-breeder-eric-kronfeld-dies

    Eric was pretty much a Yesterday’s Man, but he was loyal to Norman and had negotiated some very good deals and contracts for him.

    He wasn’t a sycophant, but he desperately needed to be respected as the big man on campus he once was. Being Norman’s confidante gave his career, the boost it needed. He wanted to be seen as Norman’s hatchet man and we let him play. We had other things to do though what we were doing and looking at were never as ambitious as what Norman had planned. Norman only ever had one plan: create an entertainment company with an impressive looking portfolio on the surface, but actually hid a few holes. Next, package this piece of cheese whizz and sell it to any of the young billionaires from especially the Greater China region and Indonesia captivated by what they saw as the glamour of the music business. With considerable help from Eric Kronfeld, he succeeded in setting up Gold Typhoon as EMI’s partner in China and eventually sold it to financier in the superficial Louis Pong.


    Louis Pong somehow parlayed this acquisition into a company that, apparently, Warner Music Asia wanted as it included the EMI back catalogue for the region. He made billions on the deal. Wonder who else did? Hmmmmm?

    “Trending” at the time was buying music companies at a cheap price, mixing these together with some artists who had a few hits, use smart marketing through some smoke and mirrors, have a tenuous link with a technology company, package it all with a bow and sell it to the highest bidder. It was all about timing, and Asia, especially China, was ripe for young entrepreneurs to compete and want to overtake people like Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg. The music business was a good way in before taking bigger steps. The Age Of Aquarius had come and gone, we had enjoyed a five star lifestyle and these were now the days of networking and seeing where all those dinners and meetings around the world and karaoke sessions with attractive Chinese, Japanese and Korean ladies for company had led. It was a zigzag world where one dealt with trumping the other and ensuring that you weren’t the last man standing with nothing to sell except for some hits that might have happened decades earlier. Memories like these are maybe nice on Facebook, but those looking at businesses don’t see any value in these- and not being relevant. Why should they? After the very quick, ruthless and extremely well-executed sale of EMI Music orchestrated by Group CEO Eric Nicoli, everything was in free fall.


    Known internally as The Biscuit Bungler because of his time with United Biscuits, Nicoli, who had created the popular Yorkie chocolate bar, sold EMI to Guy Hands.


    Hands was the private equity fat boy and his Terra Firma terrarists, whose only link to music was that he enjoyed karaoke. It, didn’t take long to see the end hurtling forward and everyone heading for cover. Alain Levy and David Munns found themselves literally locked out of their offices and a guy who made his money refurbishing toilets on the autobahn was in charge of the musical home of the Beatles. Radiohead were the first major artists to leave EMI. There was a domino effect after that whereas it wasn’t long before Guy Hands’ own problems caught up with him. Though having an offer to run another major in the region, I was financially pretty comfortable, I was in a good space despite having to say goodbye to my parents, and was starting to look at options without the one time naivety. Had I become less trusting of people? Perhaps more choosy. The days of living la vida loca at escort clubs were winding down and it was becoming more about working out the art of the deal. I had forgiven myself for what I saw as past sins and was told by a blind fung shui man to whom I was taken that I was protected by a force field of colours and was once a leader and warrior with a third eye.


    Maybe. My interest in Camelot and one day meeting Guinevere has always been with me whereas I can read people and what’s been said between the lines in a very different way than before.


    Someone I had first met in Hong Kong almost in passing and then followed to Dubai where she was an urban planner and holidayed with in Sri Lanka moved to be with me. It made all the difference. She was a long and enjoyable Danish interlude of herrings and cheese and a steadying influence after a helter skelter decade of politics, insecurities and uncertainties. We moved out of Convention Plaza as she wanted something less ostentatious. We settled for a funky old walk up in a then very local part of Hong Kong on High Street. This is how she wanted it. We became friends with a very different group of people compared to those with whom I had once hung out. This girlfriend wasn’t impressed with any form of lavish lifestyle and enjoyed playing housewife and hosting dinners at home.

    Some of these new acquaintances we got to know weren’t exactly who they pretended to be, but this was a time when pretty much everyone in Hong Kong had secrets and something to sell. One of these people had a father who was highly respected in Hong Kong and two very intelligent brothers, but each with their own problems. Knowing my interest in horse racing, but these days purely as a hobby and not some futile get-rich-quick scheme, and with the CEO of the Hong Kong Jockey Club being a friend, this person had me thinking again about how to attract younger people to the races. I use the word “again” as I had been writing and recording songs about jockeys and champion Hong Kong horses as a hobby when at EMI, and believed there was a bigger idea hidden there. This idea was on the back burner until the subject came up again. The idea was to create something like a more hip version of a young members racing club. This didn’t really appeal to me. It sounded old and predictable whereas I couldn’t see a new generation of hardcore racing fans. Each time there’s been one of these clubs, they’ve come across as a token gesture with not much meat to the bones, especially in an online world that offered more choices along with different business opportunities. Everything changed, however, when this friend and his wife did a runner out of Hong Kong owing some outstanding credit card bills. I was to learn more about this intriguing case involving gypsies, tramps and thieves. We’ll save this for another day. More importantly, a big career change happened when the head of the HKJC and the man known as E.B asked me to visit the Happy Valley Racecourse and see its fairly new Beer Garden.


    Winfried aka E.B wanted to know what could be done to attract a younger demographic to at least the Wednesday night races at Happy Valley. What was called Sassy Wednesday with some pretty tacky advertising quickly became the entertainment-driven and Trip Advisor endorsed Happy Wednesday brand.


    This was to change the face of horse racing and offered my career a completely new lifeline. I have E.B to thank for that. He also taught me much about many other aspects of the racing game by simply being around him. These included the Peter Principle, trust issues and the business of racing.



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