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THE BALLAD OF DONCASTER DAY

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The weather gods were 

playing games at Randwick 

 And there were many 

different points of view 

So many tipsters and analysts 

Sounding like a murder of crows 



Everyone saying something 

Did they know what was who? 

Could there actually be 

too much of a good thing? 

Is all this more of a 

 hindrance than a help?

Don’t know what’s 

coming or going 

And who’s gonna give in 

without even a yelp? 



That was thebelmontgangster 

A hot favourite at Caulfield 

who was only shooting blanks 

Was never ever a chance 

Just ran and meekly tanked 

At Randwick, Rachel King 

brought up a double 

When New Look scored 

for Bussitin and Young 

Autumn Break and Killian 

They fought out the fourth 

 It’s always good to see 

Sam Clipperton have 

a winning run 


 

The Zac Attack had 

temperatures rising 

when he got Chidiac 

first past the post 

This was in the 

Country Racing Finals 

And another trophy 

For him to grab and to hold


(And without the HKJC serial faux

photobomber in sight!)


Streisand lost her voice 

 and also lost her way 

in the Group 1 Inglis Sires 

Campione D’Italia saluted 

for J-Mac and 

the Waller man 

Were they starting to 

 pump up their day?


The A Team know 

exactly what they’re doing 

They’re In perfect harmony 

It’s teamwork at 

its very best 

It’s not all about 

Me Me Me and Me 



We need to mention 

 jockey Molly Bourke 

who’s making Victoria her home 

 She rode her first metropolitan winner 

When Rue de Royale 

saluted at Caulfield 

It was a moment that 

Molly was very happy to own! 


 

Watch this girl cos 

she’s going places 

 And so is Angela Jones 

Add Amy McLucas, Rochelle Milnes 

and Holly Nottle to this list 

They’re gonna be a super 

league all of their own



The A Team struck at Randwick again 

 when the TJ Smith Stakes 

went the way of 

the pretty Jolie Star 

And then came Sheza Alibi 

Good grief what an awesome filly! 

What a fabulous superstar! 

With Jamie Melham 

sitting on her back 

She blew them all away 

She made them look 

kinda ordinaire and silly



 

Sheza Alibi was the 

 highlight of the day 

She is something special 

She’s in a class of her own 

She had the Doncaster 

wrapped up and in the bag 

A long long way from home



Rachel King ended up 

riding a treble at Randwick 

And we applauded 

what she achieved 

But we can’t get Sheza Alibi 

out of our heads 

She’s different gravy 

and horse racing 

at its brilliant best 

And that’s it really 

there’s nothing more to say.



 Copyright ©️ Hans Ebert

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