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THE TAO OF ZAC PURTON
He’s chilled and strong willed with the determination to win He doesn’t settle for being second best Some even call him King He just smiles and looks and takes it all in He doesn’t ever forget About where he came from And all the places he’s been Heavy is the head that wears the mighty crown There are always those who want to see him slide and on the way down But Zac is hip to the game He’s seen it all before He’s not gonna let his guard down He’s busy keeping score

Hans Ebert
Nov 8, 20251 min read


THE EPSTEIN FILES AND THE TANG DYNASTY?
Some of us have very fond memories of Sir David Tang despite the various rumours about the “health of his wealth” and also some of those who were attracted to his amazing generosity though he was very probably keeping up pretences amongst the hoi polloi and which can be a full time job. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/londoners-diary/londoners-diary-tributes-pour-in-as-sir-david-tang-dies-at-63-a3622751.html With many clamouring for the details of the Epstein files and the re

Hans Ebert
Nov 6, 20251 min read


THE ODE TO THE WRECK OF THE HESPERUS
It’s not only about standing in the spotlight and always taking the applause It’s about knowing how to turn things around when the lights go out And charting a new course Don’t keep playing the tiresome blame game when fingers are pointing your way As history has taught many of us Even the big dog always has his day Karma is a strange beast Bridges should never be burned Friendship is a very fragile thing It cannot accept serial lies And deflections at e

Hans Ebert
Nov 6, 20251 min read


DJANGO RECOMMENDS…
Just love her and this version of the Burt Bacharach-Hal David song. Though nothing compares to the version by Dionne Warwick, here’s something that is so different in that it is chilled and has a warmth to it like hot chocolate on a rainy night and kissing the the nape of her neck as she gently teases your throbbing horn. The British born artist is no newcomer having been signed to Warner in around 2010 with one of her biggest supporters being Prince who performed ‘live’ in

Hans Ebert
Nov 6, 20251 min read


JAMIE MELHAM, THE 2025 MELBOURNE CUP AND LIFE LESSONS
Though knowing the ins and outs of horse racing pretty well without disappearing into the deep end of the karaoke carpool, I can’t help wondering if we have seen the end of an era and, if so, how the next era is going to start. The 2025 Lexus Melbourne Cup had it all and the racing writers have said it all with those in the main roles being galloper Half Yours with his positive attitude, two extremely likeable trainers Calvin and Tony McEvoy and the irrepressible and such a t

Hans Ebert
Nov 5, 20252 min read


Half Yours and Jamie Melham say Yup to the Cup!
When the stars align, magic happens and which is what happened after, and maybe even before, the running of the Melbourne Cup at Flemington. This was when Half Yours, trained to perfection by Tony and Calvin McEvoy, and so confidently cuddled and ridden by Jamie Melham said Yup to the Cup and took out The Race That Stops A Nation. After exactly a decade since Michelle Payne became the first female jockey to win the Melbourne Cup, Jamie Melham became the first female rider to

Hans Ebert
Nov 4, 20251 min read


HKJC GIDDY-UP MUSIC VIDEO SPOOKS HORSES AT HAPPY VALLEY RACES!!!
Part of what might be called HKJC Entertainment, those same unknown girls some have seen wandering around Hong Kong in white gym outfits for the past few months, are back in a- quelle horreurs- music video. This time dressed like dominatrixes and with one rather odd boy flouncing and dancing and singing in foreign tongues and going all old school Gangham style with horsey moves has not gone down too well with those who have seen it. Filmed in an empty and spooky looking Happy

Hans Ebert
Nov 3, 20251 min read


WHY HORSE RACING SHOULD BE DOING MORE.
Writing in Idol Horse, Adam Pengelly wrote a piece on Tom Prebble and how he’s doing today after his life-changing fall and how he’s working himself back to life going on around him . Mentioned was the support group around him- his parents Maree and former champion jockey and Melbourne Cup winning jockey Brett, former jockeys Tye Angland, and Chris Symonds and the World’s Best Jockey James McDonald rushing over to see Tom right after winning the Cox Plate. Adam painted a pic

Hans Ebert
Nov 3, 20255 min read


THE HKJC GETS ALL GIDDY AND DARK AND VERY WEIRD!
It’s deep, yet shallow, sissy, yet masculine, childlike though chilling and giving off a Halloween and Chung Yeung vibe for Hong Kong racing with rather spooky horsey dance moves borrowed from Gangham style by some people in the scary looking empty setting of Happy Valley racecourse. Far better and more “Thriller” if it was filmed at midnight in the Happy Valley cemetery. Especially deep and probing are the thought provoking deluge of naughty “lah lah lah lah lah lah lah lahs

Hans Ebert
Nov 3, 20251 min read


DJANGO UNCHAINED
********************* We couldn’t help overhearing a very senior Biggie Small executive with the HKJC, and someone who really should know better, dismiss jockey Mark Zahra’s accomplishments by telling his dinner guest, how “he couldn’t ride a winner when in Hong Kong”. This rather telling remark was a couple of weeks before the double Melbourne Cup winning rider rode four consecutive winners at Flemington on Saturday’s Victoria Derby Day including two winners for the new God

Hans Ebert
Nov 3, 20254 min read


For my friend Rob Foenander…
Thanks for the happiness you’re bringing to those who might have disappeared into themselves, Rob. My mom did when she lost her battle with Alzheimer’s and I didn’t know what to do, so I blocked it out and let Trina deal with it. I was scared, whereas Trina being Trina had that kindness and inner resolve to promise my parents that they would leave here with dignity. And they did. For bringing some joy to the Hyland family on Tuesday afternoon and especially, father and grandf

Hans Ebert
Oct 30, 20252 min read


WHEN THE BEST MEDICINE IS FEELING ALIVE AND HAPPY!
It’s The Gift Of Love through the gift of music and which Rob Foenander unselfishly gives for those in age care homes in Melbourne. Today, he visited the great Pat Hyland, who won the Melbourne Cup aboard Vain, and made him and his friends and family smile, remember good times and feel happy. Good stuff, Rob and good that you’re using your talent to give people the happiness they need. Looking good, Pat!

Hans Ebert
Oct 29, 20251 min read


ROBERT MITCHUM: UNLIKE TRUMPTY DUMPTY, A REAL TOUGH GUY!
If you thought Robert DeNiro was menacing and and just plain wrong when playing the role of Max Cady, especially in that memorable scene where he asks actress Juliette Lewis, playing the underage Danielle in the remake of “Cape Fear”, let’s just remember that he was playing the role originally created by Robert Mitchum. One of the greatest film noir actors ever, Robert Mitchum had a disdain for Hollywood pretentiousness and would have had for breakfast some of the pomposity a

Hans Ebert
Oct 29, 20252 min read


WHEN WE HAVE ENTERED THE AGE OF THE DULLARDS
Was watching something or another the other day and thought to myself, “Have we run out of ideas?” Did every creative idea that became reality run out of steam maybe twenty years ago and, like life itself, is this all one rerun- the music, the advertising, the inspiration to dare to dream, your heart knowing when you have fallen in love, and also knowing when you have fallen out of love and when love takes a backseat to things that are puerile? Or, unlike Alice, did we stop b

Hans Ebert
Oct 29, 20254 min read


RIDE ON…
SCORING GOALS, PETE GOES GLOBAL… Whatever anyone might think of him, it’s darn difficult to ignore Peter V’Landys, especially because he appears to be travelling under the radar and as they say in Media Speak, is expanding his reach. There are those well into the Australian sporting arena who no longer see him as the “racing supremo” of Racing New South Wales. Yes, he’s still guiding the Everest juggernaut, but he’s also somewhat like the Scarlet Pimpernel. Was he actually on

Hans Ebert
Oct 27, 20253 min read


IS HORSE RACING GETTING AHEAD OF ITSELF BY ALSO TRYING TO BE ENTERTAINMENT AND HOW DOES THIS WORK?
Some friends were, I think, teasing me on the weekend that by bringing “entertainment” to horse racing with the Happy Wednesday brand for the Hong Kong Jockey Club, I had created a herd mentality that was neither here nor there- “The Square Peg In A Round Hole Solution”. Of course, Happy Wednesday under me was before Covid struck and Hong Kong was still a happy place. Today is not yesterday, and I understood what my friends were saying during these post pandemic times, where

Hans Ebert
Oct 26, 20252 min read


Ride On…
THE BATTLE OF EVERMORE LUCK AWARD Trained by Mark Newnham, current head of the Trainer’s leaderboard in Hong Kong, a first starter ridden by the extremely tall, strong Jimmy Orman gaining increasing popularity in the city, drawn an outside barrier and absolutely smashed in the betting to start the race favourite, looked like waltzing in until suddenly something made him run out wide probably looking for the closest McDonald’s, and then surviving an enquiry and an objection fi

Hans Ebert
Oct 26, 20252 min read


MAUREEN HAGGAS SAVES HORSE RACING! BRINGS BACK THE AGE OF THE SISSY!
Some may disagree, but I believe that Maureen Haggas has done more to introduce the world of horse racing to a global mainstream audience more effectively and quicker than any marketing and promotional efforts of racing clubs, the racing media and the rather doggerel sounding ARF- the Asian Racing Federation. When Mo, as her friends know her, opened fire with two smoking barrels about what she believed to be a race ride of a “big sissy”, she single handedly made the word “sis

Hans Ebert
Oct 26, 20251 min read


IF THE FUTURE IS NOW, EXACTLY WHERE IS HONG KONG?
Speaking to some people from overseas, it was obvious that they were “riffing”, something one does when unsure about what they are saying because they have had zero experience about the subject- in this instance, Hong Kong 2025. There are those who apparently describe me as being “difficult”- and worse- which I wear like a badge of honour. This is for the simple reason that I have actually “been there”, done it, won awards for my work in advertising and music, met my heroes,

Hans Ebert
Oct 25, 20254 min read


“I was appalled and horrified at his ride! He rides like a sissy!”
Trainer William Haggas has been somewhat busy these days saying that though Oisin Murphy is a mighty fine jockey, he’s also been lambasting the recently crowned British champion jockey for some of his riding modus. Not to be left out, wife Maureen Haggas has chimed in by appearing to be none too impressed with the riding skills of Champion Hong Kong Jockey Zac Purton. This was after his ride at Randwick last weekend on the Haggas trained Lake Forest which came an inglorious l

Hans Ebert
Oct 23, 20252 min read
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